Might do a separate list for MU controlled. Also assumes every unit is AI controlled. It also assumes that every unit is at least level 10 by the end of its section. Note this only includes the regular story mode classes. My personal Miitopia Jobs Tier list.

Top of the line damage, defense and health its a killing machine. THe popstar can get rid of conflicts allowing you to keep spamming human cannon ball or other anger inflicting moves. Combined with the popstar it rekts. THe popstar can get rid of conflicts.Ik that you hate the tank but honestly it is AMAZING. The Bat Charm as it appears on the Key Items menu. B: Cat, Chef, Princess, Thief.This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Miitopia.Every job has different powers, abilities, and stats.

Over time, our party expands as, one-by-one, various cartoon characters and music celebrities knock on the door of our motel room and tell us they will be joining our quest not exactly Arthur meeting Lancelot, is it? All subsequent interaction between party members takes place through randomly-selected generic conversations, making the epic tale of our struggle against darkness about as dynamic and engaging as reading a book of Mad Libs that you filled in the last time you were completely sober.Having said that, there's a surprising depth to it at times there's a Persona-esque mechanic where party members increase their friendship levels by hanging out, and that gives you extra benefits in combat, so there's actually a point to it, in stark contrast to that Tomodachi Life bollocks. I know this all sounds about as substantial as a campaign for healthy eating fronted by late-period Marlon Brando, but there's something about Miitopia that I felt makes it worth talking about it's quite intriguing to see an attempt to design a narrative-based game while designing as little narrative as possible.The plot is, Brian De Palma is evil dark lord-ing across a generic fantasy world with all the visual identity of an example website from the 90's, and we, the protagonist, have been enlisted by fate to stop him. So, for each one, I told it to randomly generate a bunch, and I'd just pick one that looked vaguely like a celebrity, and that's the story of how the stalwart adventuring party of me, Moby, Betty Boop, and SinГ©ad O'Connor united to battle the evil dark lord, Brian De Palma.

Everything in this game is a gamble for one thing, you can't control your party members in combat, so all strategy is out the window: I'll pacify Goblin Dentist A with my 'jolly interesting facts about animal husbandry' attack, so Halle Berry and SinГ©ad O'Connor can focus damage on Goblin Dentist B, hopefully. Then, at one point, one of my dudes hid behind my main dude one too many times, and they had a falling-out, so my main dude started getting sulky and prone to errors until the other dude apologized enough times, and this is the kind of organic storytelling shit I wanted to see, as it lets me pretend I have actual friends.Comparisons to Persona end pretty quickly, though, 'cos Persona, right, is an RPG, whereas Miitopia is a fucking slot machine it lies at the unmentionable stain on the bedsheet where console RPGs and mobile games met and vowed never to speak of again. Engaging with sexuality on any level in today's enlightened age is like going paddling in the Marianas Trench.

So on the whole, won't recommend, unless you really want to dress up SinГ©ad O'Connor as a cat and watch her go to town on a goblin like it's a picture of the Pope. I only made up that last one. On reflection, it's all so half-hearted there's a Final Fantasy V-style jobs mechanic that starts with warrior, mage, and priest, that basically cover all the damage, magic, and healing bases, and a whole bunch of random useless jobs that read like someone was making them up while glancing around an office: pop star, scientist, chef, pot plant, err.

All Miitopia Jobs